Writer/Lead
A glint of steel, on the horizon. Tis' the raised blade of Sir John Doe,
defender of the basic, here to proclaim: ANCHORMAN IS ACTUALLY VERY FUNNY.

Writer/Lead
Brennan is from beautiful New York City.
YEAH, HE SAID IT. BEAUTIFUL.

Lead: High Elf
Some elves make Red Rider BB guns.
Some elves forge artillery for the gods.

Writer/Lead
Here you’ll find all the potions, poisons & chai you could never want.

Writer/Lead
Brennan is not gonna let the TINIEST bit of Leprosy
stop him from coming in and pitching 3-4 comedy sketches.

Lead: Chuck Puber
Football is good, old-fashioned fun. However,
this fun does cause degenerative brain disease.

Ensemble: Buzz Kill Guy
It’s not the destination, but the journey that ruins friendships. But first,
you have to make it there safely, and that means wearing your seat belt.

Lead: The Chief
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time! The time being two
weeks paid vacation, with early pension and luxury accommodations.

Ensemble: The Colonel
Trapp is saddled with a mystery of microbial proportions.

Writer/Lead
Brennan can't wait to spend the night with his lovely girlfriend.
Though it would be nice if he didn't have to fight all those coyotes
that guard the door because they've "claimed" the building as their own.

Writer/Ensemble
To watch a sketch is to insert yourself into the sketch. Comedy is a shell which
we can choose to inhabit and vicariously experience the humor of laughing.