Lead: High Elf
Some elves make Red Rider BB guns.
Some elves forge artillery for the gods.
Writer/Lead
Brennan is from beautiful New York City.
YEAH, HE SAID IT. BEAUTIFUL.
Writer/Lead
A glint of steel, on the horizon. Tis' the raised blade of Sir John Doe,
defender of the basic, here to proclaim: ANCHORMAN IS ACTUALLY VERY FUNNY.
Lead: The Chief
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time! The time being two
weeks paid vacation, with early pension and luxury accommodations.
Writer/Lead
Brennan is not gonna let the TINIEST bit of Leprosy
stop him from coming in and pitching 3-4 comedy sketches.
Lead: Chuck Puber
Football is good, old-fashioned fun. However,
this fun does cause degenerative brain disease.
Ensemble: Buzz Kill Guy
It’s not the destination, but the journey that ruins friendships. But first,
you have to make it there safely, and that means wearing your seat belt.
Writer/Lead
Here you’ll find all the potions, poisons
& chai you could never want.
Ensemble: The Colonel
Trapp is saddled with a mystery of microbial proportions.
Writer/Lead
Brennan can't wait to spend the night with his lovely girlfriend.
Writer/Ensemble
To watch a sketch is to insert yourself into the sketch. Comedy is a shell which
we can choose to inhabit and vicariously experience the humor of laughing.
The best thing Brennan can do for Rehka in her time of tragedy is not to point
out that birds aren't "angel babies" who carry "wishes away from the devil."
Co-Writer/Lead
Brennan presents a morality play in which
technology is presented as being scary and evil.
Lead
Brennan is taking seven flights, two cruises
and a Mars expedition to make the holidays perfect.
Writer/Lead
Don’t worry, Brennan has the perfect dinner
party guest list to kill Hitler and stop 9/11.
Writer/Lead
Rekha and Grant are living in a fantasy world of new food
choices, meanwhile Brennan hasn’t looked at a menu in 24 years.